Punch Bowl Social* for the underground music showcase this year, the ape will be playing funk records from the 1970s and 1980s.
* as the ape finishes playing each record, he will give it away to any human who desires it.
* if a human desires a particular record, that human should approach the ape as the record is playing to let the ape know.
* the first human to request a record will most often be the one to receive it.
* please allow all humans an opportunity to obtain a record from the ape.
* if no human expresses a desire for a particular record, it will be placed in a bin. the records in the bin may be taken by any human at any time.
* there is no need to go to machines for entertainment. there's an ape for that.